- Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
- I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
- Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.
- You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- What's your sign?
- I have only three months to live.
Chat Up Lines
15 years ago
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